148,748 notes • 9:47 PM
iphone user:*minding his own business*
android user:AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
iphone user:im not really a fanboy
android user:let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
iphone user:hey man thats in poor taste
android user:good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
iphone user:it's quite large
Android user:you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
iphone user:oh my god!
android user:oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering
54,795 notes • 7:21 PM

(Source: chloecastellano, via pagingme)

trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

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444,045 notes • 7:20 PM

awwww-cute:

A friend was travelling through Laos and Vietnam and met this little fella

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vinebox:

shouldnt:

I relate to both sides of this tbh

'YOU WEREN'T THERE SUSAN'

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15,728 notes • 8:51 PM

greetings:

AMEN

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