every time i fall asleep my brother steals my laptop and somehow logs on and takes pictures on my webcam.
Give that kid a medal.
This is probably the best thing I’ve seen on here so far
TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?
Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?
TSA: why do u always do this?
“where are you going to college”
“what do you want to go to college for”
“have you decided what you want to do with the rest of your life based on 12 years of studying material that has little real world practical applicability”