"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”
|When someone walks slower than me:||omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma|
|When someone walks faster than me:||jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt|
|When someone walks at the same pace as me:||who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops|
OKAY BUT THE GUY WHO SCREAMS AT RICH PEOPLE IN NEW YORK HAS BEEN PRODUCING QUALITY CONTENT SINCE EARLY 2013